The Things Men Lie About

By admin on January 23rd, 2008

Girlfriend,

Men do tell us girls fibs. They lie about a couple of things. I know this is true because I have read about it out of their own mens journals. And my men friends have admitted that it’s true.

Cooking - they tell women that they love their cooking. Yes they do. If he offers to take you out a lot to save you from “slaving in the kitchen” it could be because he doesn’t enjoy your cooking. I’d think about cooking food that makes him feel good.
Looking fat - stop asking him that question! Men don’t know what to answer you when you ask if you look like a hippo. They don’t understand this question. Afterall he never asks you if he looks chunky now does he?
Using his razor - men say it’s okay for you to use their razor to shave your legs but actually they hate having all your hair in their razors. But they hate you having stubbly or unshaven legs even more, so they say it’s okay to use their razor. Have your own razor on standby.
Seeing naked women. Men love oogling naked women, they just say they don’t to keep you happy. Listen I’ve had even the nicest and cleanest guys admit to me that they enjoy eyeing naked women.
Porn - well even guys that say they don’t like it seem to like when they’re exposed to it.
Your family - he’ll say he likes your family even if he is aroused to feelings of violence in their presence. He’ll lie about it even more intensly if he’s very into you and is planning to take the relationship to the next level.

So it appears men also lie just to keep the peace.