Whatever You Give a Woman, She’s Going to Multiply.

By Claudia on 2009/01/12

This is an email that was sent to me – now please bear in mind I’m a fun woman and I love laughing even if it is at me.

The problem I see with so many women, actually ungenderise that and make it people – we take ourselves far too seriously.

Life is a joy and it is fun – start to just focus on that and things will change. And for my women friends who I keep reminding that there are hundreds of good men out there and the mere fact that you’re a woman is already a attractor factor for the male species. One just needs to look at the naked body of a man and a woman and you can see we were made for each other.

So anyway enjoy this quote of the day:

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So…If you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh!t.”