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God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?”
God said, “Go down into that valley”.
Adam said, “what’s a valley?”
God explained it to him. Then God said, “cross the river.””
Adam said, “What’s a river?”
God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to [...]

A husband and wife came for councelling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and [...]

Men are so simple. It’s us women that over complicate things.
Here’s some translations that will help you understand exactly where he is coming from:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it [...]

Apparently high heels are very sexy.
I can’t seem to master how to walk in the darn things. And if I get the walking right, my feet ache in them after at least 20 minutes.
Now there are plenty sexy flat shoes a gal can wear to look good.
Me I hate feeling self conscious - heels don’t [...]

So do you think like a zillion other women that you need bigger titties to get the man of your dreams?
I have spoken to many men on the subject of breasts - some like huge udders and yet others say a handful is enough for them.
Yet again other men say it depends on the woman [...]

Hhhmmn I keep saying it - women have a lot of power over men.
Do you think it’s possible to get a Man to buy you shoes? I mean a strange man? I can get my partner to do anything for me but that doesn’t count - cause he’s my partner and we’ve been together for [...]

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.
My girl friend sent me this joke which I consider to be a real female joke. Perhaps you’ve read it before some where.
I trust you’ll enjoy it like I did.
A woman was sitting at a [...]