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Funny & Frivolous
To be 6 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror . On the morning [...]
The Diary
Her Diary Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued [...]
Whatever You Give a Woman, She’s Going to Multiply.
This is an email that was sent to me – now please bear in mind I’m a fun woman and I love laughing even if it is at me.
The problem I see with so many women, actually ungenderise that and make it people – we take ourselves far too seriously.
Life is a joy and it is fun – start to just focus on that and things will change.
Men Are Just Happier People
I received this email today from a friend, not only is it delightful it’s also true. Nicknames If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. [...]
Adam
God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?” God said, “Go down into that valley”. Adam said, “what’s a valley?” God explained it to him. Then God said, “cross the river.”” Adam said, “What’s a river?” God explained that to him, [...]
The Marriage Counceller
A husband and wife came for councelling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling [...]
How to Understand a Man
Men are so simple. It’s us women that over complicate things. Here’s some translations that will help you understand exactly where he is coming from: “IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” [...]
How To Look Sexy – Walk in High Heels
Apparently high heels are very sexy. I can’t seem to master how to walk in the darn things. And if I get the walking right, my feet ache in them after at least 20 minutes. Now there are plenty sexy flat shoes a gal can wear to look good. Me I hate feeling self conscious [...]
How To Seduce a Man – will loobies do it?
So do you think like a zillion other women that you need bigger titties to get the man of your dreams? I have spoken to many men on the subject of breasts – some like huge udders and yet others say a handful is enough for them. Yet again other men say it depends on [...]
How to Get a strange Man to Buy you Shoes
Hhhmmn I keep saying it – women have a lot of power over men. Do you think it’s possible to get a Man to buy you shoes? I mean a strange man? I can get my partner to do anything for me but that doesn’t count – cause he’s my partner and we’ve been together [...]
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